So, honestly, if you’re dealing with a fruitcake that’s trying to eat you… aren’t you safe? This isn’t like a monster disguising itself as a treasure chest — it’s a monster hiding as a fruitcake. Who ACTUALLY eats fruitcakes? And where do they all go? We have so many questions.

This is either the laziest monster in disguise ever, or the one with the biggest holiday spirit. But either way, we all have another reason to avoid fruitcakes. Spread the news with this Mimic Fruitcake Slim Fit T-Shirt.

Product Specifications: 

• Mimic Fruitcake Slim Fit T-Shirt
• Official Rollacrit merchandise
• Machine wash cold with like colors only. Tumble-dry on low. Do not iron.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  
• Side-seamed construction
  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US